Good afternoon friends. There have been quite a few chances lately. Last Thursday I went and had my right eye taken care of  with a cataract. Then the next day I went and saw the eye doctor that did the cataract. He said everything went well and come back next week. After we went to have breakfast and after that I fell on my face and side. OUCH! I'm still hurting and I was scared that my fall may have affected my eye. Thank God, so far so good. I may have to use my walker for the rest of my life. I need the support. At night I have to protect my eye with an eye shield. I wonder what the  hell is coming up next.

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I'm passing this on to myself.

Two men broke into the drugstore and stole all the viagra.

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminal.

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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a pot of coffee in one hand, a cup in other hand and can bring a dozen donuts.

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A naked man broke into the church. 

The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

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What's the difference between  a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year. 

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Cruisin Paul