Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Freezing Wednesday

This a picture of an entire lake that is frozen and that is how I feel this morning. The bright sun is out but you can only feel cold. The furnace is on, the fireplace is on and I've got a sweater on and I'm still cold. Thank God that I'll be out of this place next week and I'll be in the heat of the Caribbean. Hot Dog!!!!!! There isn't much going on around here. Now that I put more Camero in the garage for the winter, I can't go where I want to until my wife drives. It's OK but ..........


Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude

  1. Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
  2. It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
    They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
  3. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
  4. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  5. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
  6. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  7. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Wednesday's Funnies

Tricked Him One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!" 

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. His tool was the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little tool and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and say, "You shouldn't laugh, it's been swollen like that for two weeks now!"  


Cruise Photos

Mary Lou as we arrived at Curacao
                                                    Colorful building in Curacao

Downtown Aruba. This time when we get there. we're going to walk around the place.
That's it for today. It's staring to warm up a bit so I'll be able to go down and play some pool. Have a wonderful Wednesday. See ya.

1 comment:

  1. Sorry you are so cold, but in 9 days you'll be warm for a bit. Yes indeed.

    Loved all the questions. Does make one wonder.

    Love the jokes. A. Lot.

    Love all your cruise photographs. You are so ready for your cruise.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺


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