Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Wednesday Before Cruisin

This is the large pool in Grand Turk I plan on sitting at this pool this year if I can a sit. Usually, my the time I got there before, the place was loaded with people. It will all depend on how many ships are there.
Yesterday I received a phone call from the lawyer. I have to go and spend some time with him today. It sort of tells me that finally my mother's estate is to completed after more then a year. Finally. Now I can go on my cruise with an easy feeling in my system. I really need this vacation.


Wednesday's Poem


Wednesday's Funnies

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her,   support her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

Show up naked, with beer....

A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.

So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on,

the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65, 000."

"No problem! I'll write you a check!"

"Very good, sir." says the shop owner.

"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared."

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!"

"I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"


All done for today. My luggage is just about filled. In other words, I'm ready to go. My married daughter phoned last night and she informed us that they would like to leave about 2:00 pm Friday afternoon . Her & her husband are taking us to our hotel. It seems that it may snow and they would like to get there early. I'm ready one way or another. Cruisin, cruisin, cruisn. Have a great Wednesday everyone. See ya.

1 comment:

  1. Yep, it two days you'll be on your way to your cruise. It takes so long for that countdown to get to the cruise and then finally you're there. Good for you.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺


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