Today is pool day with Gerry who is are leaving for a vacation. He's leaving on Thursday to spend a week in Cuba. Maybe some day if Carnival goes there I might get there. I've begun placing my clothes in the luggage and I did change a few things after my friend Bee commented and helped me decide how many pieces of clothing I should put in. She just wrote, plan lightly and I'll try.
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Tuesday's Funnies
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love ?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation." "I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace the batteries?"
The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."
Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely
person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so
depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near
me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch." ------------------------------------------------------------------
Well I'm done for the day. Have a wonderful day everyone. See ya.
I can see you're not excited about your cruise. It's a shame. Bwahahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteEmpress Bee knows how to pack. Yes she does.
Loved all the jokes and I loved the respect one. I agree too.
Have a fabulous day Paul and try not to get excited about your cruise. ☺