Good morning people. Six days to go and I'll be on the Carnival Liberty. OK, I'll stop for awhile writing about you know what. Today is playoff football Sunday and I'll be watching the two games on my 70 inch TV or maybe downstairs playing some pool while I watch the game on my 49 inch TV. Wow am I lucky man.
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Sunday's Funnies
Beautiful?
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
A Beautiful Blonde Loves Growing Tomatoes
A beautiful blonde loves to garden, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The blonde decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
Sunday's Poem
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Well it's about it for now except..........................................................................................................
Guy's Burger Joint
I can't wait to enjoy a guy's burger on the Carnival Liberty. Sorry I knew I wouldn't write anything today about my cruise but I was hungry. See ya.
Loved all the jokes. I linked you to Silly Sundays. I hope it gets you some new people to visit here.
ReplyDeleteI know you can hardly wait for your cruise. You'll be boarding in no time and that's a good thing. Yes indeed.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. :)