Monday, January 19, 2015

Monday Before Cruising

 Bonaire, the island I never been there. I hope it's worth it.


Monday's Funnies

St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter

Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."

He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"

She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."

St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"

She answers, "That's the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."

St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"

She says, "That's when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."

"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.

"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."

That's about it for today. I have to get on the phone with a few people before I go on my cruise. See ya until tomorrow. See ya.


  1. You're getting close to cruise time. Yes you are. Warmth, lots of great food. I'm just sorry you're not excited about going. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

  2. oboy it won't be long now! lucky you! pack light, you don't need all that stuff. you can wear bottoms more than once and tops once, underwear once (please!) and dinner shirts more than once if you don't spill stuff on them.

    smiles, bee


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