Another Dull Christmas Sunday

I think I'm ready for SNOW. It's been so dull and dreary outside and I think that some white snow would help around here. Today is Sunday football day. My wife will be out today. She visiting her sister Joanne and they will probably go for lunch. My daughter was suppose to go with here but like usual after she got out of bed she informed her mother with some crazy excuse. We're use to that. Last night Emily, Nicole & Joe came to pick up the birthday cake that we created for her and thank God, she loved it. I weighed myself and wow, I've lost weight, about 2 lbs. I have to keep losing until I get back to where I was before my mother past away. After that I gained about 10 lbs so I want to lose because my cruise is coming up soon, Jan 21.

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Christmas Quote of the Day

 

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Christmas Sunday Funnies

Nudist Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and to put it quite clearly This holiday would not be remembered too dearly. We were both flat exhausted. We'd been through hell, though, Searching all month for a "Tickle-Me Elmo". We both sat in front of a dumb unlit fire And griped as our heating bill climbed ever higher. We cursed our two kids, who couldn't bear to see flame In the place they all thought was where Santa Claus came. Now they were in bed, and we were both sauced From the eggnog we'd guzzled when directions were lost To this tricycle we tried in vain to construct After ripping it off of the U.P.S. truck. We'd gone thousands in debt, to impress all our friends And purchase their loyalty as the year ends. When all of a sudden, we heard a great crash And we were both covered with fireplace ash. A fat old guy out from our chimney came rolling He went head over heels, like a giant ball bowling He stood up and brushed off, and with the soot gone We could see he was naked -- no red outfit on! I'm an ugly drunk, and my wife was worried So I ran for my shotgun in quite a hurry. But this guy grabbed the yule log, and threw it quite fast It landed in my path, and I tripped as I passed. He said, "Hey, don't worry. I'm just here to chat." I said, "Get some clothes on, you freaky old bat." He said, "Don't you recognize friendly Saint Nick?" I said, "You're naked. Just buzz off. That's sick." He turned with a smile, and said with some glee, "Ho ho, Little Buddy, best listen to me. You're right, I'm not Santa." Then he started smilin' I saw he was the Skipper -- from Gilligan's Island! He said, "I want you to know we nearly went nuts All of those years in those crummy grass huts. Our nerves were all frazzled, I'm sure we'd be dead, If we didn't find something to straighten our heads. We soon all decided to check out the facts, We all needed something to make us relax. We asked the Professor, who happed by chance, To have picked up a radio show from Southern France. They had said if you wanted to get rid of your stress There was no better way than to up and undress. So we all started lying out nude in the sun, Then started to play volleyball just for fun. Soon you couldn't tell who had lots of money Who was really famous, who acted real funny, Who taught the science, who grew corn and oats, And who had lots of experience, sailing on boats. The island we lived on became clothing-free. It was wonderful living, believe you and me. Sometimes I sit and wish we never were rescued. And we'd stayed on that island and lived out our lives nude. He turned back to the chimney, to go out as he came I cried, "Don't be a fool!" and called Skipper by name And for the very first time, with my wife and this man We went nude in our hot tub. (He had quite a tan!) I asked as we soaked, "Why did you come here? To our house of all places, this night of the year?" He replied with a grin, "I did not choose. I was sent as an angel to bring you good news. Relax and remember what this night is about. Stress is like clothing -- you can live without. Simple Christmas is best, when it is celebrated As the birth of a child, they call God incarnated. So go feed the hungry, Spend time with the sad, Play a game with a kid with no mom or no dad. Go to a service, Sing praise from your lips. Then join with your family, and all skinny dip." With that wisdom he stood up, and went from our tub He dried off with a towel, said good-bye with a hug Then walked out the door nude, into a bright light And Christmas is different, since that special night.

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Have to go, have to go, have to go. I have to go to the washroom so I'd better say good bye for now before I have a accident. Ha,ha,ha. Have a great Sunday my friends. See ya.