Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Santa Claus Tuesday

I really love this picture. I have a large nativity scene out in main area of the house. I'm a somewhat religious person but I believe in God ( I was brought up Catholic ).  
This my nativity scene

Christmas Quote of the Day


Jingle Bells Tuesday's Funnies

  The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," was the reply.
"That not illegal!. How early were you shopping?"
"Before the store was open." 

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."  

Christmas love

Two old men are sitting on a bench:

- The most beautiful thing on earth is to still make love!

- Maybe for you! the other responds in a quavering voice. But for me it's Christmas!

- Really? Why Christmas?

So the old man thoughtfully:

- Because it happens more often!


Well my friends, that's it from me this morning. Have a wonderful Tuesday. See ya.



  1. Bwahahahahahahaha on the jokes and especially that last one. That was a good one.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

  2. i love your nativity set paul. very nice. i'm going to see if i can find that photo charlie used to send you...

    smiles, bee


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