Thursday, December 18, 2014

Christmas Is Near Thursday

Hi there friends and countymen or anyone who would like to read this blog, anyone. It's still dreary outside but I'm getting use to it. They say we might get some snow, a little bit on Christmas day but in reality they say we will probably just get rain. 
Today is a busy day for us. This money we have to see the lawyer regarding my mother's will and estate. FINALLY it's getting completed after a year of fighting which could have been done in January. Yeesh. later in the afternoon we are visiting  my Aunt Mary ( my mother's sister ) and my Uncle Ervin. They are both in there 80's but still look great except my aunt has dementia just like my mother. After that my wife has to bring my daughter to where she can spend some time helping where she rides horses. While they are out I'll be making our dinner. Tonight, I'm not sure what we'll be doing.

Christmas Quote of the Day


Christmas Time Funnies

Blackmail - Funny Christmas Story

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. She told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.

Sam went to his room and wrote, 'Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.'

But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote:'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.'

He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version: 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.'

He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied.So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter.
'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better send me a new bike.'

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.
Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

Can't hide it
A blond dyed her hair to the color of a brunette because she wanted to seem smarter. One day she was driving down the road and saw a farmer. She said to him "if i can guess how man sheep you have can I have one?" He agreed. She guessed 150 and the farmer counted the sheep and she was right. As she was loading the sheep into the trunk the farmer said "if I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?"


Well that's it for now. Now I go to see the lawyer but not before I have my coffee. Have a great Thursday my friends. See ya.


1 comment:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahaha on the jokes. Good ones Paul.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺


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