Christmas Eve

Good early morning friends. Excitment is in the air. Christmas is at near. Santa Claus will be seeing every little boy and girl and the birth of the Lord is upon us. You all must have some very special time that you can remember at Christmas. I remember receiving a Davy Crocket racoonskin cap and rifle. That's all that I wanted that year and Santa brought it to me. Those were the wonderful days.

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Christmas Quote of the Day

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Christmas Eve Funnies


What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

Un-Holy Christmas Tale From the Inn At Bethlehem

Did you hear about the St Michael's Primary School nativity play?
Two children are dressed as Mary and Joseph, and they are on their way to the inn at Bethlehem.
Meanwhile on the other side of the stage, a lad in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile phone.  He is calling the inn to make a reservation.

Father John and His Young Parishioner

It was the Sunday after Christmas at St Peter and Saint Paul's Church in Borden, Kent, England.  Father John was looking at the nativity scene prior to packing away the figures when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the scene.
Immediately, Father John turned towards the vicarage in order to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Harry with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
Father John walked up to Harry and said, 'Well, Harry, where did you get the little infant?'
Harry replied honestly, 'I took him from the church, Father John.'
'And why did you take him?'
With a sheepish smile, Harry said, 'Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it.'

A Tree for Christmas

Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbour's windows, Nathan asks his father, 'Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?'
'What? No, of course not.' says his father.
'Why not?' asks Nathan again.
Bewildered, his father replies, 'Well, Nathan, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness.'

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Well, that's all I have for today. I have many things to do today so I'd better get to doing them. 
Bee & Sandee, you have kept up with my sillines and you are true friends. Thank you. Have a wonderful, healthy Christmas Day. See ya.