The Day After

Good morning everyone. Yesterday was a wonderful Christmas waking up finally to a beautiful sun 
( which didn't last to long ). After having cup of java we got to opening up our presents which we received from our grandchildren. My wife gave me a billiards clock to be placed on the wall where I play pool. It was a very thoughtful thing from her. Then it came time to begin getting ready to arrange dinner and what a dinner it was. Everyone settled down to a great feast and even today all I had for breakfast was my coffee because I'm still stuffed. Sorry to say I ate a little to much and now I have to begin in earnest to start getting rid of all that extra fat that is now on my frame. Four weeks from my cruise so better get really serious. 

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New Years Quote of the Day

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Friday's Funnies

A Blonde's Year in Review

A Blonde's Year in Review * January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight * February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! * March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" * April Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!! * May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! * June Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. * July Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! * August Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open. * September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? * October Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. * November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! * December Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

New Year's Eve party

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host: "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued: "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."

  
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That's it for now. I'm going to lunch with my son - in - law Joe. He's quite a man. Whenever I needed some assistance around my home he's there. For a guy that graduated out of high school, began working right after school, he's now part owner of a company that makes parts for cars and just about anything. I'd say that he's quite a smart man but even better, he's a great husband & father & son - in - law to me. At least I can take him out to lunch. 
Have a great Friday friends. See ya.