Friday, December 26, 2014

The Day After

Good morning everyone. Yesterday was a wonderful Christmas waking up finally to a beautiful sun 
( which didn't last to long ). After having cup of java we got to opening up our presents which we received from our grandchildren. My wife gave me a billiards clock to be placed on the wall where I play pool. It was a very thoughtful thing from her. Then it came time to begin getting ready to arrange dinner and what a dinner it was. Everyone settled down to a great feast and even today all I had for breakfast was my coffee because I'm still stuffed. Sorry to say I ate a little to much and now I have to begin in earnest to start getting rid of all that extra fat that is now on my frame. Four weeks from my cruise so better get really serious. 


New Years Quote of the Day


Friday's Funnies

A Blonde's Year in Review

  A Blonde's Year in Review
* January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
* February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...Helllooo!!! ... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
* March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"
* April
Trapped on the Macy's escalator for hours after the power went out!!
* May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
* June
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
* July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
* August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft- top was open.
* September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
* October
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
* November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
* December
Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

New Year's Eve party

The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily although no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host: "I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued: "My wife's been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved."


That's it for now. I'm going to lunch with my son - in - law Joe. He's quite a man. Whenever I needed some assistance around my home he's there. For a guy that graduated out of high school, began working right after school, he's now part owner of a company that makes parts for cars and just about anything. I'd say that he's quite a smart man but even better, he's a great husband & father & son - in - law to me. At least I can take him out to lunch. 
Have a great Friday friends. See ya.


  1. Awww on the photograph of the kitty and the chicks. That's a great big Awww.

    I'm glad you had a great day yesterday and a wonderful feast too. We did too. Our dinner was perfect.

    Loved all the jokes and the guy that left his wife in the car for two hours is about to be single. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a great lunch with your wonderful son-in-law. He does sound like a great guy.

    Twenty eight days until cruise time.

    Have a terrific day my friend. ☺

  2. that blonde is pretty smart, i think she taught me some things like how you can't dial 911.

    smiles, bee


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