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Monday's Funnies
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
The Real Secret To A Happy Marriage
Funny jokes about husband - Remarry
A husband asks his wife:
- If I die, will you remarry?
- Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
- No, I will also stay with your sister.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A husband asks his wife:
- If I die, will you remarry?
- Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
- No, I will also stay with your sister.
Past Cruise Photos
See, I told that I exercise. This was on the top deck of the Carnival Breeze.
I guess I'd better be really nice to my beautiful wife. I think I'll go out and buy her some flowers or candy just because I love her not because she can punch a bag. Ha,ha,ha.
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Have a wonderful Monday friends and always be kind to those you love. See ya.
Yep, it wont' be long and your car will be back on the road. You'll be ever so happy too. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes.
Have a fabulous Monday my friend. Enjoy the sunshine and the warmth. ☺