Monday, March 16, 2015

A New Monday

Good bright and sunny Monday morning everyone. I'm excited because it's suppose to hit around 65 degrees today. The snow is quickly disappearing and the other day I saw  Spring is just around the corner & I saw my first robin. My wife left this morning taking my daughter, & grandchildren to the horse ranch where AmyLynn is helping with the young children who are out of school because it's March Break. After, I may go outside and take a walk. I know I need to move my Camero out of the garage for awhile. I told my wife that we are having tacos for dinner and that's about it for me cooking.



Monday's Funnies

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! 

The Real Secret To A Happy Marriage

Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years. “Wow” the leader gushed “that’s amazing, perhaps you can take a few minutes to share some insights with everybody, how you stay married to the same woman for so long. “Well,” Jerry said after thinking for a few moments, “I try to treat her nice, buy her presents, take her on trips…………. and best of all, for our 25th anniversary I took her to the Bahamas.” “Well that’s really beautiful, and a true inspiration for all of us” the lady said “maybe you can tell us what you are going to do for your 50th anniversary” she said with a smile “Well” Jerry said “I’m thinking of going back to the Bahamas to pick her up.”

Funny jokes about husband - Remarry
A husband asks his wife:
- If I die, will you remarry?
- Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
- No, I will also stay with your sister.

Past Cruise Photos

                See, I told that I exercise. This was on the top deck of the Carnival Breeze.

   I guess I'd better be really nice to my beautiful wife. I think I'll go out and buy her some flowers or candy just because I love her not because she can punch a bag. Ha,ha,ha.


Have a wonderful Monday friends and always be kind to those you love. See ya.

1 comment:

  1. Yep, it wont' be long and your car will be back on the road. You'll be ever so happy too. Good for you.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous Monday my friend. Enjoy the sunshine and the warmth. ☺


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