Sunny Wednesday

Good morning friends. It's a beautiful Wednesday and life is great. Today my wife & I are going bowling with our daughter. Bowling, that is where we met. After I began a teacher, my teacher friend asked me if I wanted to join a bowling league and I said OK. After that a group of us went to Octoberfest in Kitchener and there I met Mary Lou. There I informed my friend Lorenzo that I was going to marry that girl which I did. Lucky me. I use to be really good at bowling. My highest  game was 256. the last game I had was 125. I wonder what I'll bowl today. What do you think my game will be? 

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Wednesday's Funnies

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

 

Four Catholic Women

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ', 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'. The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2" hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, "Oh my God...."

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Past Cruise Photos

 

 Down the street of St. Maarten where I wanted to buy a gold bracelet. I saw one and tried it on and asked the cost. I just about died when the the man said.................$21000. I quickly left that shop never to return. 

                      Cherry on the Top Candy room. I quickly past this room but it sure looked great.

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This morning on my friend Sandee's blog, Comedy Plus, she asked a question that was very interesting. It was "
Do you enjoy ‘virtual relationships?’
I never asked myself that question before but you know what, my answer is YES! I've totally enjoyed the opportunity of knowing & meeting these wonderful people on the blog. It is a wonderful relationship and I hope it continues for years & years & you know what I mean. 
Have a wonderful Wednesday friends. See ya.