Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday the 13th

Yes, it's Friday the 13th a day of superstitions to most people but not me. Any Friday the 13th is a wonderful Friday the 13th because I got married to a wonderful woman on the 13th. That means that eventually our anniversary  will be on a Friday the 13th. I've walked under a ladder, I've broken mirrors, I had black cats walk in front of me and my wife still love me after 40 years of marriage. Bring it on I love Friday the 13th
Today my wife & I go to town to visit with our bank manager and after that hopefully I'll  take my wife  out to lunch. The rest of the day is, well it will be what it will be. 


Friday the 13th's Funnies

Funny Fishing Affair

'Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?' Asks Vicky's best friend, Myra.
'Why shouldn't I, Myra?' responds Vicky. 'Well, maybe he is having an affair?' comments Myra. 'No way,' laughs Vicky, 'he never comes home with any fish.'

Droll Traffic Cop Psychiatrist joke

One Friday a traffic policeman stops a Maisie and asks to see her driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.'
'Well,' replies Maisie, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know, you're still going to get a ticket.'

Don't Mess With the Elderly

Myra Rhodes, a little old lady living in Great Baddow, Essex, answered a knock on the door one Friday, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning, Ma'am,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said Myra brusquely. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money,' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he commanded. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
'Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
Myra stepped back and said with a smile, 'Well let me get you a spoon, young man because they cut off my electricity this morning.'


Past Cruise Photos

                     This is a section of the Carnival Dream that gives you sushi, which I liked.

                  This is the rockin part of the ship that takes place late at night, The Piano Bar.


                       That's it for today. Enjoy Friday the 13th to your best. I will. See ya.


  1. I linked you to Feline Friday.

    I love Friday the 13th too. It's a lucky day for me.

    Love all the jokes. That last one had me laughing out loud. Men can be so predicable with a pretty girl is involved.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

    1. I look forward to your comment every day Sandee. Thank you my friend.

      Cruisin Paul

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    1. Thank you Laika for checking in on my blog. It's exciting when a new individual check in. Thank you.

      Cruisin Paul

  3. LOL I laughed at all the jokes that gif cracked me up :-)

    Happy Friday 13th & weekend :-)

    1. I'm happy that you enjoyed them. I get a kick out them myself. Have a great Friday the 13th in England stevebethere. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  4. Every day is a holiday when you are with your sweetie! Cheers!

    1. Kathe W., I totally agree with you.It has been a holiday since I retired from teaching. Thanks for checking in on my blog. Have a wonderful weekend. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  5. That's a very pretty black cat, and i hope you have a great Friday the 13th and a great weekend!

    1. Thanks for commenting messymimi. Yes I love Friday the 13th. See ya.

      Crusin Paul

  6. wow look at all these comments! i think you got more than i did! good for you.

    smiles, bee

    1. Yes Bee. I'm really shocked but happy. I could never get more then you my wonderful friend. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul


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