Sunday, March 15, 2015

Middle March Sunday

For some reason, I'm feeling really great this morning. Maybe it's because I'm alive & well. Last night Al & I played pool and I'm getting much better. I think he's getting a little frustrated because I'm winning a few more of the games. But what's really nice is Al & I smile a great during the games no matter who wins or loses because we are great friends. Even though I'm improving, I still  screw up some shots. That sort of tells me that I'm not a pro and I'm happy with that. 
Today, there isn't much going on. I might enjoy watching some golf.I still have to make dinner which I enjoy doing. 


Sunday's Funnies

There once was a good Baptist Minister, who in order to make his family's budget go a little further, rode a bicycle to Church and to Church functions. One day his bike turned up missing. He searched everywhere, but could not find it. Since it was a very small town he lived in, and most of the town was in his parish, he assumed that one of his flock had strayed and stolen his bicycle.
He spoken with his Deacon about his quandry. The Deacon suggested that at the Sermon next Sunday, the Minister talk on the Ten Commandments. When he got to the Commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal", the Minister should turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone and preach like he had never preached before. The guilty part should then feel such remorse for their wrongdoing, that they would return the bike.
So Sunday came and the Minister gave his sermon. It was a good sermon but when he reached "Thou Shalt Not Steal", there was no Fire-and-Brimstone. The Deacon was puzzled and asked the Minister why he hadn't really socked it to the thief.
"Well" said the Minister, "I was all set to turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone like I had never done before. That part was to be my sermon to end all sermons. But when I got to the "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" part, I remembered where I had left my bicycle!"

Sunday School Daze

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake.
"Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?"
William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!"
And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary."
Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question.
"Who died on the cross for our sins?"
William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!"
Once again, she goes back to sleep. This time the teacher asks, "Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
William pokes her again. Mary wakes up and shouts, "If you don't stop poking me with that thing, I'm gonna break it off!"


Past Cruise Photos

                                Entering San Juan, Puerto Rico on the Carnival Breeze

                 This is the Norwegian Sun cruise ship that was right behind the Carnival Breeze.

It's so great to see green grass and snow disappearing. Soon I'll be driving my bumble bee out the garage and driving down the street. I can't wait.
                                                               See ya everyone.



  1. Bwahahahahahaha...I remembered where I left my bicycle. Good one. I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    The bumblebee will be on the road shortly. You'll be so happy.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday my friend. ☺

  2. yay for getting your bee out of the garage!

    smiles, bee

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