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St. Patrick Day Funnies
The Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.
“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.
“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you,
he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.”
“Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”
“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.”
Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."
'Faith now,' exclaims Reilly, 'I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.
Digging a Hole
A passer-by watched two Irishmen in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.'Tell me', said the passer-by, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well', said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig, Fergal plants the tree and Sean fills in the hole. Today Fergal is away unwell, but that doesn't mean Sean and I have to take the day off, does it?'
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Past Cruise Phots
This is the atrium on the Carnival Dream
Outside of my balcony on the Carnival Dream on a sea day.
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Well, that's it for today. Have a great St. Patrick Day but before I leave, this is a beautiful photo from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.
Horseshoe Falls in Canada
See ya.
Bwahahahahahahahaha on that joke. I should have seen that coming.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous St. Patrick's Day my friend. ☺
Have a bright smiling day Sandee.
DeleteHaha! Those are funny memes. :)
ReplyDeleteHappy St. Patrick's Day!
I'm glad that you liked them. Have a great St;' Patrick's Day.
DeleteHahaha...you made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Your wish is my command. A laugh is whats life is all about. Laughter can help the body & mind. Have a great day.
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