Thursday, March 5, 2015

Sunny, Cold Thursday

I'm very happy this morning because my wonderful friend Bee assisted me in changing My Cruise Countdown. I could never figure it out and Bee use to do it for it but this morning she sat me down and slowly explained it to me. ( I'm a little slow in things dealing with the computer ) After helping me My Cruise Countdown is complete. The only problem and Bee can't help me with this one and that is the fact that it 330 days before my cruise. Yuck!



Thursday's Funnies


Fascinating Teacher Joke

The teacher asked her class of 8 year olds to use a sentence containing the word fascinate
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her bosoms are so big she can only fasten eight.'

Teacher's Magnetism

Mrs Mollard had been giving her second-grade students a lesson in science.
She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and Mrs Mollard asked, 'My name begins with the letter "M" and I pick up things. What am I?'
Tim, a little boy in the front row proudly said, 'You're a mother!'


Past Cruise Photos

       This is a Blackjack table on the Carnival Miracle. I'm not gambler so all I do is just pass on by.

     Our steward every night created towel animals. This particular evening he created two, a bird and the monkey. 


Again, I'm done for today. Once again, I want to thank Bee for helping me with My Carnival Countdown. Have a great day friends. See ya.

1 comment:

  1. I was wondering why you didn't have your countdown running for next years cruise and now I know. Miss Bee is wonderful isn't she. Yes she is.

    Love kids jokes. They just get things don't they.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺


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