Sunday, March 29, 2015

Palm Sunday

Good morning everyone. Yes, it's Palm Sunday and in a week it will be Easter. We should be having a better week with  higher temperatures. Tomorrow my Camero hits the road. I'm taking it to the garage for its physical. Once it's done I'm ready to go anywhere and everywhere. My wife & I are planning on going on a car trip some where in Ontario this summer. We are looking forward to this. This morning my daughter Nicole called and asked if they could buy dinner for all of us and after celebrate mary Lou's birthay. ( Give her their gifts ). I just happpened to bake a cake last night for Mary Lou's birthday. It will work out well.




Sunday's Funnies

Overcrowded church

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."


Why Eve was created

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And the #1 reason why God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"


A very faithful woman

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"


Past Cruise Photos

       On the Lido deck where we could have our lunch, the workers would place some fancy designs with the food. 

      Uncle Marty our conductor on the train and on the bus in Panama. The train took us from Colon to Panama City to the Pacific and back. 


Have a beautiful Sunday friends. I can't wait for dinner, Chinese food which I enjoy and of course a piece of birthday cake ( Mary Lou's birthday is on Tuesday ) See ya.


  1. ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday Dear Mary Lou,♪♪
    ♪♪Happy Birthday to you.♪♪

    Oh boy the car is out of the garage. I know you're a happy guy.

    Loved all the jokes and I linked you to Silly Sunday again this week.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

    1. Hi Sandee. Yes the Camero's coming out tomorrow morning. Zoom,zoom. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  2. Happy, happy birthday to Mary Lou! Enjoy your outing.

    Big hugs from WPB, honey...

    1. We had a wonderful dinner with my daughter's family and their gift to their mother was a set of pots and pans. Guess who the chef is? ha,ha,ha. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  3. A very happy birthday to Mary Lou from me too :-)

    Your jokes made me laugh haha! & I loved that fancy food design, how clever is that :-)

    Have a tanfastic week Paul

    PS: I think I will get a T Shirt like his seems a good idea heheh!

    1. Hi Stevebethere. There are many different designs made out of food. It's amazing what these man & women can do with food. The t - shirt is funny I agree. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  4. Hello and thanx for visiting my blog :) I can't wait to read more about your trip. See you.

  5. Thank you for the smiles, and have a blessed and beautiful Holy Week!


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