Thursday, May 28, 2015

Beautiful, Sunny, Warm & Breezy Thursday

Wow, what a morning. I woke up at 6:00 am this morning and I decided to get up. I feel really good getting up this ttime in the morning. Later I have to go for a blood test. Hopefully the last one and after I'm going to visit Uncle Rocco & Aunt Chris and bring some coffee to them. He's my father's brother and the last member of my grandfather's children. Uncle Rocco is 86 years of age and even I didn't know that. I thought he was younger then that. He looks pretty good for his age though.  After getting home I won't being staying longer because I'm going for lunch with cousin Dan. Last week I was happy to see Dan and his brother Tony.



This 55- year- old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 55-year-old ass?" She says, "Your name never came up!"

Who's the Boss?

The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.
The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks."
The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."
The legs declared, "I should be boss since I carry the body and all the weight is on me."
So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.Then the Asshole spoke up, "I think I should be boss, because.."
He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him.
"You, an asshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!"
The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not take it anymore.
"Ok, ok, you're the boss!" They gave in. So the asshole became the boss of the body.
The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just need to be an asshole.

 After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"



Past Cruise Photos

                      Trip to Aruba and an excursion underwater. At least we saw some fish.

                                 Just having a cup of coffee on the Carnival Miracle.


You know, I like getting up earlier in the morning. I feel alive this morning. It's not that I didn't feel alive those other morning but, you know what I mean. Have a fantastic day everyone.

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  1. Looks like you have a good day planned. I'm going to stay home today. I was out and about yesterday and hubby is out and about today. It all works out because someone is with Little Bit all the time.

    Loved all the jokes as always. I love the one about being the boss. It's very true too.

    Have a fabulous day my friend, ☺

  2. The boss...haha!

    Have yourself a great day. Big hugs, honey...

  3. LOL @ the ass & the boss

    Well the sun is out here and whoopy doo :-)

    I liked the photos as usual that is a vivid green isn't it and in the last photo you ain't half changed I hope you enjoyed that coffee heheh!

  4. I'm an early riser myself... I'm usually up by 5 am. If I sleep until 6 am, my husband acts as though I've overslept.

    Enjoyed the ass-intensive jokes :)

  5. The thought for the day on if you feel like doing some work had me laughing. Thanks for the inspiration and laughter, Paul! :)

  6. Laughed right out loud with the plaster the crack cartoon. That's a great one!


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