Carefree Monday

Good morning friends. Things are really going well now. It's warm outside even though we are suppose to get storms later in the day. Mary Lou is over at Nicole's home right now because both Nicole & Joe are at work and there are many workers in their house so Mary Lou is just making sure that everything is going well. Me, After my blog I'm thinking of hitting some golf balls because my neighbor Brian said that he was going to call me sometime this week and take me golfing over at Pointe West so I want to be ready.

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Monday's Funnies

 

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.
Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 soft jelly bean eyes!
The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist!"

 A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a turnip in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?"
"I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see, do you smoke?"
"Half a pack a day."
"Starting now, no more smoking." The man agrees.
The doctor then asks, "Do you drink?"
"Not much, just a bit of wine with my meals, and a beer or two every once in a while."
"Starting now, you drink only water. No exceptions."
The man is a bit upset, but also agrees.
The doctor asks, "How do you eat?"
"Oh, well, normal stuff."
"Starting now you are going on a very strict diet. You are going to eat only raw vegetables, with no dressing, and non-fat cottage cheese."
The man is now really worried. "Doc, is all this really necessary?"
"Do you want to live long?"
"Yes."
"Well then, it's absolutely necessary. And don't even think of breaking the diet." The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?"
"Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly.
"As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. "
The man is appalled. "Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?"
"I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you is going to seem like an eternity!"

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Monday's Poetry

 

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Past Cruise Photos

                         The Carnival Breeze approaching the pier to San Juan, Puerto Rico.

   As we got off of the ship in St. Maarten, we passed by a yacht. Look at the helicopter on the top. I can't even afford the helicopter and look at the yacht. Wow.

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Today in the U.S. is Memorial Day. To show respect of those that died I place this ...........

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Well it's that time to say good bye. Enjoy your day friends and show love & respect to one another. 

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