Saturday, May 2, 2015

Sunny & Warm Saturday

It's such a wonderful day, People are walking around the area early this morning. Golfers are enjoying the day and I'm unfortunately stuck in the house. My ankle hasn't come around yet but I hope that I will be golfing with my friend Gerry soon. A neighbor near us came over yesterday to find out how we did our lawn. He thought our lawn was so beautiful, & healthy and wanted to found out what we did to get it that way. We worked so hard to get it that way. A few years ago our lawn was in shambles but we worked hard with the help of some special individual and today we have a beautiful lawn. To tell you the truth, we just watched my neighbor Ron what he did because Ron always had a beautiful lawn and today we both have great lawns.



Saturday's Funnies

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week.
The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a_____." Bubba was stumped - he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O'." 

Two Nuns in the USA

Eating Dogs "Two foreign nuns had just arrived in the USA by boat when one said to the other, "I've heard that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but I suppose if we are going to live in America, we may as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige. He wrapped both hots dogs in foil and handed them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers. She suddenly began to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

 Leg Test

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"

Saturday's Poem


Past Cruise Photos

   I love the mountains of the islands. This is St. Thomas and we took an excursion and rode to the top of this mountain. The next photo will be a photo I took from the top of this mountain.

                    This is at the top of the mountain taking a photo at my ship in St. Thomas.


That's it for today my friends. Enjoy the sun and warmth. I end the day with  this....................

                                                          SEE YA.


  1. Lol @ the jokes especially the nuns one, I bet you can't wait for your ankle to get better

    Brilliant views in the photos at St Thomas :-)

    Have a tanfabulous weekend Paul ;-)

  2. Loved all the jokes. Always do.

    Did you know that stevebethere has you featured on his sidebar? That's a huge honor.

    I too hope you ankle gets better soon so you can play golf.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend. :)

  3. Great post once again, Paul, thank you so much for sharing. I hope your ankle will heal quickly and fully very soon.

  4. I hope I have someone to take care of my lawn too.
    Hope you get better soon.
    Thanks for the joy ftom your jokes:)


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