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Saturday's Funnies
Two
football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If
they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play
in the big game the following week.
The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a_____." Bubba was stumped - he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O'."
The exam was "fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had a_____." Bubba was stumped - he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. that's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm is spelled ‘E-I-E-I-O'."
Two Nuns in the USA
Eating Dogs "Two foreign nuns had just arrived in the USA by boat when
one said to the other, "I've heard that the people of this country
actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but I suppose if we are going to live in America, we may as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige. He wrapped both hots dogs in foil and handed them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers. She suddenly began to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
"Odd," her companion replied, "but I suppose if we are going to live in America, we may as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked toward the cart.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige. He wrapped both hots dogs in foil and handed them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs'.
The Mother Superior was first to open hers. She suddenly began to blush and then, after staring at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Leg Test
Joe, a college student, was taking a course in
ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of
the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly
memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was
ready.The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table
in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack
covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started,
the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by
looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating
habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all
looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all
night studying for this test and
now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about
the situation, the angrier he got.Finally he reached his boiling point.
He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam
paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the
prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by
looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever
seen!"With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor
was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure.
Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out,
"Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"
Past Cruise Photos
I love the mountains of the islands. This is St. Thomas and we took an excursion and rode to the top of this mountain. The next photo will be a photo I took from the top of this mountain.
This is at the top of the mountain taking a photo at my ship in St. Thomas.
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That's it for today my friends. Enjoy the sun and warmth. I end the day with this....................
Lol @ the jokes especially the nuns one, I bet you can't wait for your ankle to get better
ReplyDeleteBrilliant views in the photos at St Thomas :-)
Have a tanfabulous weekend Paul ;-)
Loved all the jokes. Always do.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that stevebethere has you featured on his sidebar? That's a huge honor.
I too hope you ankle gets better soon so you can play golf.
Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend. :)
Great post once again, Paul, thank you so much for sharing. I hope your ankle will heal quickly and fully very soon.
ReplyDeleteI hope I have someone to take care of my lawn too.
ReplyDeleteHope you get better soon.
Thanks for the joy ftom your jokes:)