Thursday, May 7, 2015

Beautiful, Sunny ,Warm Thursday

Welcome friends. I thought I would change my coffee intro because the sun is out and it's already warm so today you'll see, " Ice Coffee Thursday ". Yesterday I made a reservation for Mother's Day at " Duck's On The Roof ". It's a quaint eatery that has been in Amherstburg for many years, since I've been living here and I've been here for 65 years and I'm 65 years old. I've got a couple other ideas for Mother's Day.  It should be in the 80's today & tomorrow. Time to get outside.



Thursday's Funnies

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you," the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "I don't like that," said the man. "Show me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.
"I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.
Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, "O.K., coffee break is over, back on your heads."

Priest and the Dying Man

    The priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning" 

Thursday's Poem


Past Cruise Photos

                                             I met a friend on Mahogony Beach, Roaton

                                  Walking along the streets of Cozumel, Mexico.


Done for the day. It's really starting to warm up so I'd better get outside. 

                                                                     SEE YA,


  1. Love the dying man's answer to the priest. It pays to be careful!

  2. Enjoy the great weather. I'm happy you're finally getting some nice weather so you can go outside without freezing. Enjoy.

    Nice of you to take your wife out for Mother's Day. I just tell my husband not to worry about Mother's Day because I'm not his mother. He'll visit his mother this Sunday. She's 95.

    Loved all the jokes and especially the blonde one. Well duh.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. Another great post, Paul, filled with inspiration and laughter. Thank you! Enjoy the wonderful weather! :)

  4. LOL that dog picture and quote is brilliant I liked your friend on Mahogony Beach haha!

    Have a superdupertastic day Paul :-)

  5. Well duh! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...


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