Thunderstorm Monday

Good morning all. After having a warm sunny Sunday and getting outside, Monday is going to be having thunderstorms. That's Ok because it will help my beautiful lawn to get better. Yesterday I was outside walking about and it was wonderful. Today I'm not sure what's going to happen. We'll see. I tried to find a restaurant to take my wife out on Mother's Day. I've got a couple of other places to still check on. 

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Monday's Funnies

The “Good Old Days”

This grandmother joke will have you laughing for days…
A grandmother was telling her granddaughter about the “good old days.” “When a gentleman and lady were interested in each other, eventually they would start ‘spooning’.” The young girl asked, “Why did they call it ‘spooning,’ grandma?” And Grandma replied, “I guess because it sounded better than to say we were out ‘forking!’ ”

Grandfather

The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"

Safe sex

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems with all these diseases when you were young did they?" Grandpa replies, "Nope." Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?" Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

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Monday's Poem

                                    
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Past Cruise Photos

 I took this photo from the beaches of St. Maarten. Todays cruise ships are big. The ship on the right is my ship. the Carnival Breeze

    For those that enjoy loosing their money, there is a casino on most cruise ships. Me, I'd rather eat & drink.
                   
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                               That's it for me today but as I usually do, there is one more thing.

                                                                             SEE YA.