As I have already mentioned, it is very cold, even to have had frost in the air. Thank goodness that I didn't get my flowers yesterday. We were going to get some but something else popped up. We are suppose to get them today. I'm not sure right now. Last night Al & Meilin came over and of course Al & I played some pool. After they left MaryLou & I watched the finale if Dancing with the Stars. We enjoyed that show and my choice to win did win and that was Rumer Willis and pro partner Val Chmerkovskiy.
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Wednesday's Funnies
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
One day, Jimmy John was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?”
Tammie give it to me" Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
"Well, Jimmy John , let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So I took the truck! “
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
( Joke given to me by my wonderful friend Bee, Empress of the Sea )
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Wednesday's Poetry
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It's so cold this morning that Mary Lou turned the furnace on this morning. Hopefully it will warm up later. It's time to go now. Have a wonderful and hopefully warmer day.
SEE YA.
It's chilly this morning, but it's supposed to be in the 80s today. That will work for me.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes and really like the one Empress Bee sent. Roche sends me jokes all the time.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
Oh! I wish you a warmer weather now so that you can enjoy the summer. It rained today here in my place.
ReplyDeleteI loved the word of wisdom.
The last joke made me smile:)
Paul, Garfield and the deer and the honey had me laughing, and I love the image and message with the butterfly.
ReplyDeleteLove the Valor. We have sailed on her a couple of times. And no I, J, K either!
ReplyDeleteStay warm. We had cool temps this morning, but no frost and it hit 82. Go figure.
Big hugs, honey...
I had to laugh at the honey and deer lmao :-)
ReplyDeleteI liked that last photo too :-)
Have a tanfastic day off to bed here :-)