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Friday's Funnies
Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?
So, the other day I was out in the yard and my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, “I have some really great news!”
I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!” Then she said, “There’s more.”
I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”
She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. And she said…
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”
Friday's Poem
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Past Cruise Photos
A photo taken from the Carnival Valor of Miami as we leave out of the Port of Miami
Curacao
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Paul, your photos are beautiful, and I love the inspirational and humour messages as well. My favourite today is the wildlife poem. Thanks so much for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're having some warmer weather. That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteLoved the jokes and especially the blonde that's going to have twins. Bless her hearts.
Have a fabulous day Paul. We're off to the boat for the weekend. ☺
Fblondes have twice the fun, right?!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Nice to see your now getting warmer there as were getting colder again lmao
ReplyDeleteLOl @ the twin pack blonde
I liked the pics especially the Miami port one
Have a tanfastical day Paul :-)
Ha ha. That blonde woman who was pregnant really made me laugh:)
ReplyDeleteAwesome pictures and quotes!