Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Thunderstorms Tuesday

Ah, the sun is bright & shining and it's warm this morning. What a beautiful day has begun. I know, I know, it's not going to continue because we have been told later in the day there are thunderstorms are coming. That's OK, we can do a lot during the day. Mary Lou has already gone for her morning walk and there wasn't a person walking this morning. They must be all sleeping. I need to get out this morning and clean up the edges on my curb with my lawn. My lawn is still looking great. 



Tuesday's Funnies

A few months before his sixtieth birthday, George began planning his party. He called up his 30-year-old daughter for some help.
“Why don’t you invite all your old high school buddies?” she asked. “That could be a lot of fun.”
“I’d like to bring all my high school buddies to the party,” said George, “but I don’t want to get arrested.”
His daughter laughed. “Why would you get arrested for bringing your high school buddies to your birthday party?”
“Don’t you know?” asked George. “Grave robbing is a crime.”

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
“Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.”
“That’s right.”
“Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake.”
“Well, today is his birthday.”

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.
She says, “Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year!”


Past Cruise Photos

                        There is Mary Lou waiting for me to buy something in St. Maarten.

We are leaving the Port of Miami on the Carnival Valor and the ship ahead of us was the Carnival Liberty.


That's it for today my friends. See you tomorrow but enjoy the warmth of today. 

                                                                       SEE YA.


  1. LOL @ take it or leave it haha!

    I liked the quotes spot on too and what a lovely photo the last one is :-)

    Have a tanfastic day Paul & thanks for your visits :-)

  2. Loved all the jokes. Yes indeed.

    I remember leaving the port of Miami on the Carnival Glory with Sarge and Empress Bee, Dick and Sandy Bell, Barb and Linda and Cat. It was a wonderful cruise. It was so good meeting everyone too.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. I am late today, Paul. It was so hot and humid here in Montreal today I was literally "under the weather." :) The take it or leave it had me laughing hard. LOL!

  4. It's cold and rainy in New Zealand. I also sailed out of Miami on a Carnival ship.

  5. Loved the cruise Sandee is talking about above. It was sooo good cruising with old and new friends. September is a long time away--our next cruise.

    Big hugs, honey...


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