Sunday, May 3, 2015

Wonderful Sunday

Good morning you wonderful friends. Why am I so happy? Well last evening walking up the stairs to go to bed, there was a gigantic crack on my ankle. I thought I had broken it but that crack must have released pressure to the ankle that this morning l can work with ease that I hadn't had for a month . Though still feeling some pain, it's great just walking around the house. Now I hope that this will continue. Thank you all for your positive thoughts. It helped a great deal. 


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Sunday's Funnies


A guy goes to visit hisgrandmother and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, hisfriend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finished them off.
As they'releaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts." She says" Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off them.

A Jewish grandmother was pushing her grandson in a stroller along the edge of the surf on the beach. Suddenly, a giant wave swelled up and crashed over the two of them, taking the little boy out to sea. The grandmother threw her hands up and shouted, "Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't let this happen! Bring back my little bushkin! I can't live without him! I beg you, please!"
With that, the wave returned and the little boy was placed at his grandmother's feet. She scooped him up in her arms, looked up to heaven and said, "He had a hat! Did you forget it? "


Funny Grandma Joke

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker ..
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’
‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking! and I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing.
Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma


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Sunday's Poem
 
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Past Cruise Photos
 
                                                           A schooner on the left bow.
                                                     Early morning docking into St. Lucia.

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Well I'm finished for today. This guy is smiling a great deal right now right now. I hope it continues. Now to end this day, I want to express my feeling about having friends. I hope you like it.
 
                                                                            SEE YA.




9 comments:

  1. Great news about your ankle. Way to go. I hope it heals up quickly and you can go golfing.

    Loved all the jokes and I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. :)

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  2. Glad you're ankle is feeling better, Paul. Loved all your jokes - especially the one about the bumper sticker. Very funny! :D Hope you have a wonderful day!

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  3. Good to hear about your ankle perhaps you can start getting back to as near normal as possible soon :-)

    The jokes made me larf and that last sketch LOL

    Have a cruisetastic week Paul :-)

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  4. LOL Paul! The one with the phones saying "grandma" to the old rotary phone is a riot. So glad you can walk again, Paul!

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  5. Hahaha...good ones.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  6. You know I work with the elderly and I do have lots of fun time with them;)
    Good to know that you are feeling better.

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