The temperature in the house when I woke up was 63 degrees F. and it's suppose to be may 14th. Give me a break. Now, that break will take place this weekend when it is suppose to hit the 80's. Now that is what it should be. Good morning friends. I'm having a large cup of coffee and I'm raring to go today. This is lunch Thursday when I go have a lunch at McDonald with my cousin Dan. After dinner my friend Al asked us to come over so that him & I could play some pool. Yesterday my neighbor Brian asked me if I wanted to play golf over at Pointe West but I had to unfortunately decline. I told him that my ankle isn't ready for a game but but June I'll be ready. Oh how I wanted to play but I realize that if I went, my ankle could be hurt because walking up & down the hill would injure it again. I'll be ready soon. Thanks Brian for thinking about me.
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Thursday's Funnies
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire
Alarm went off... one jumped up and headed for the door... his friend
shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"
Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
Alarm went off... one jumped up and headed for the door... his friend
shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"
Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife and said, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
"BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
"BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
"BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled, "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"Roll out more hose," she yelled, "you're nowhere near the fire!"
I just love, love that last one about great friends only making you cry is when you're laughing hard. Aren't we all fortune when we can say that we've had/have friends like that in our lives.
ReplyDeleteI love the inspiration here, Paul, your photos are beautiful and the first funny made me laugh, and then I saw the cats helping the fireman and I laughed even harder!!! I also love storms and find them relaxing as well, so you are not alone, Paul! :)
ReplyDeleteSorry it's so cold for you this morning. It's pretty chilly here too. It's the coldest May that I can remember. Usually it's very hot here in May.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes as always.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
I have to remember the first quote to have peace in my heart :)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, here is raining all the time and 7 degrees. not so warm yet:)
Thanks for making me smile .
Nice pictures from your trips:)
I am blessed to have friends like that last quote.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...