Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Beautiful Sunny Wednesday

Good morning friends. After a storm last night, it's very fresh outside this morning and beautiful. We're still told to be aware of storms later in the day. I just spoke to Al and he said that he & Meilin would be coming over tonight. You know what that means, pool time, tea & goodies. 



Girlfriend: What do you call a female in heaven?
Boyfriend: An angel!
Girlfriend: And what about crowd of them in heaven?
Boyfriend: A host of angels!
Girlfriend: And what if all the females are in heaven?
Boyfriend: Peace and happiness on the earth..

Before Marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage: Simply read from bottom to top..

A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I couldn't possibly shave it. She would kill me."
"Oh, please?" his girlfriend purred.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, John crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
His wife stirred, felt his face, and said, "Oh, Robert, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"



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Well, I'm done for the day, that's regarding my blog. There are many things outside that still nee to be done. Will I do them? Maybe. Ha,ha,ha. Have a wonderful ,sunny, and warm Wednesday friends.

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  1. I love the quote of freshness:)
    Anyway, I am glad that my marriage is still working perfectly alright, not one like of your funnies:)
    nice pictures!

  2. I'm glad you're enjoying a bright and sunny day. That's awesome.

    Loved all the jokes and I'm happy I have a good marriage too. Like you do.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. Here in Montreal it is hot and humid and rainy, and I feel like standing under a waterfall. :) Your post is fun and inspiring, as always, and I love your photos!

  4. Sunny and no rain in nawth Jawjah this Wednesday, so all is perfect in paradise.

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. Nice to hear it's sunny there heheh! I liked your photos and larfed at the jokes heheh!

    Have a sunnytastic day even though I'm a day late :-)


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