Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Cool But Sunny Tuesday

Good morning everyone.  Though it's a little cool today, the sun is out and today we go and get our flowers to be placed around the place. I'm a little frustrated this morning. Last night I spent so much time trying to arrange an excursion on our next cruise. We are stopping at St. Kitt  and the excursion I wanted was " St. Kitt by Rail & Sail " . In the past all I could do was go into the computer, find it click on it and pay. Now I guess you need to arrange it through Facebook & Pinterest. Why can't I just connect to a person? I don't won't neither one of the other places. I guess they really don't want my money. Oh well I'll figure it out one way or another. 



Tuesday's Funnies

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the various people mentioned in the will.
“To you, my loving wife Mary, who stood by me throughout our marriage, I leave the house and two million.
“To my daughter, Jodie, who kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business, and one million.
“And to my brother Dan who hated me, argued with me constantly, and thought that I would never mention him in my will, well you are wrong. Hi, Dan!”

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady’s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
“Wow!” the man said. “Can I take it for a test drive?” Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady’s house.
“Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?”
“My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money.”

"Rich Man" joke

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold
the apple for ten cents.
The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."


Tuesday's Poetry


Past Cruisie Photos

                This is the " Truffles Restaurant " on the Carnival Legend, our very first cruise.

                                                          The rugged terrain of St. Kitt.


All done for today. It's amazing, when I started my post, it was a  bright  & shiny sunny day. NOw that I'm finished with my blog, the sun is gone and It's very cool. Oh well, that our crazy weather. Have a wonderful day wherever you are. One last thing;

                                                                           SEE YA


  1. Well we have had hail here today arrgggh! and don't get me going on the subject of Facebook LOL

    Haha! @ the funnies :-)

    Wow! that Truffles Restaurant is grand isn't it :-)

    Have a a good day and good luck with the booking

  2. Well, we have a nice weather today. Good for the body and soul!
    Anyway, good luck with your booking trip with your wife:)
    Thanks for yhe funnies and the quotes:)

  3. The sun is shining here, but it's pretty cold. Going to be in the low 70s as a high for the next few days. Oh well.

    Loved all the jokes. Always do.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  4. Thanks for a great post and for the laughs, Paul!


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