Monday, Monday

Hi there, everyone. The sun trying to get out and let us have some sunshine & warmth. Did you have a  great Mother's Day? My wife did. As I said I took here to brunch and then later for dinner at 
" Ducks on the Roof ". I had been there years ago and I will go back. We had a wonderful time. Did you see the Players Championship yesterday? WOW! Rickie Fowler won The Players in a playoff on Sunday for his biggest win. When I got home after dinner I turned on the TV and saw that he was winning but two others tied him at the end but he played better then anyone that day and won. Unbelievable. It was fun watching this young gun playing so well and his kiss for his girlfriend was a winner also. Ha,ha,ha. 
Today I have to go to my dentist and later in the afternoon to see my doctor. What a day.

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Monday's Funnies

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.  When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while.  Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.  Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone.  Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns  with a big grin. 
"Doc! I took our advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house

A judge asks a defendant to please stand.
"You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge.
"You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

                        

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Monday's Poery

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Past Cruise Photos

                                                   How I love these sunsets over the ocean.

                                                             Can you guess where I'm at?

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Well I have to go now. I have a few things to do before I go to see my good friend Dr. Slipchuk, my dentist, 

                                                                                 SEE YA.