Monday, May 11, 2015

Monday, Monday

Hi there, everyone. The sun trying to get out and let us have some sunshine & warmth. Did you have a  great Mother's Day? My wife did. As I said I took here to brunch and then later for dinner at 
" Ducks on the Roof ". I had been there years ago and I will go back. We had a wonderful time. Did you see the Players Championship yesterday? WOW! Rickie Fowler won The Players in a playoff on Sunday for his biggest win. When I got home after dinner I turned on the TV and saw that he was winning but two others tied him at the end but he played better then anyone that day and won. Unbelievable. It was fun watching this young gun playing so well and his kiss for his girlfriend was a winner also. Ha,ha,ha. 
Today I have to go to my dentist and later in the afternoon to see my doctor. What a day.



Monday's Funnies

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.  When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while.  Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.  Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone.  Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient returns  with a big grin. 
"Doc! I took our advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house

A judge asks a defendant to please stand.
"You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.
"Quiet!" yelled the judge.
"You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"
"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"



Monday's Poery


Past Cruise Photos

                                                   How I love these sunsets over the ocean.

                                                             Can you guess where I'm at?


Well I have to go now. I have a few things to do before I go to see my good friend Dr. Slipchuk, my dentist, 

                                                                                 SEE YA.


  1. oh i'd like to go see my dentist! hope you have a great day!

    smiles, bee

  2. Hi Bee. When you going on another cruise? Hope I soon? See ya my gorgeous friend.

  3. Bwahahahaha at Empress Bee. Of course she loves to go see her cute doctor.

    I linked you to Awww Mondays because of that adorable kitty.

    I also stole one of your jokes.

    I'm glad you treated your wife so well yesterday. Good for you.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

    1. Yes, Bee has a wonderful dentist who takes care of her......teeth. See ya Sandee.

  4. Nice to hear your date with your love yesterday. I was sick with stomach ache and me and hubby went to a doctor instead. But nothing serious!
    Anyway, we had it wonderful when we attended a confirmation later.
    thanks for the day funnies and the quotes:)

    1. Yes my wife had a very good Mother's Day. I made sure of that. Thanks Joy. Sorry to hear of that tummy ache. They can be a pain. Rest my friend.

  5. Nice to see your wife had a good day (It wasn't Mothers Day here) good to see the restaurant didn't drive you quackers :-)

    Been a warmish day here too but that's changing haha!, loved the jokes heheh!

    Have a tanfastic day Paul and thanks for your kind comment over at mine :-)

    1. When do you celebrate Mother's Day stevebethere? No problem, your Music Mondays are a gas. As I said, I can't wait for Monday.

  6. I always get such a kick out of your blog! Have a great day- of course you will!

    1. Thanks Kathe W. I'm here to assist when ever I can. He,he,he. See ya.

  7. Paul, I love looking at your travel photos, they are so beautiful! And I enjoyed a hearty laugh and enjoyed the inspiring things you are sharing today. Thank you!

    1. I'm going to have to learn how to put videos in my blog. I'm a klutz when it comes to new computer things. See ya.

  8. The weekend ended much too quickly for me. Thanks for cheering me up on this Monday. Glad you and Mrs. P. had a nice Mother's Day. Hope the dentist and the doctor both have good news for you.

    1. Thanks Cube. Results were fantastic on all fronts. Thank God. See ya.

  9. You have a fun blog, and that kitten is a big Awww!

  10. Such an adorable kitty. Hope you got a good report from the dentist.

    Big hugs, honey...


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