Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Beautiful Wednesday

Good morning friends. The sun is bright this morning and I'm feeling much better though my ankle is still very sore. The dandelions have started to come out on the lawns. Some of my neighbours do a great job in taking care of them but there are some around us just let go which makes it a problem for us that try to have a green. green lawn. Oh well, that's life.

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Wednesday's Funnies


Nervous Dad Joke

“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, to both Jim and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news, “it’s a girl”, she cried. “Thank God, a girl”, said Jim, “at least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”


A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant
about all the new technology. A technician followed her
onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking
machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate
to be hooked up to that thing," she said.
"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning
machine."
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grampa's room.
"Grampa, Grampa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said his grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croaked, we're going to Disneyland!!!"


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Wednesday Poem
 
 
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Past Cruise Photos

                                                  Enjoying a ride while in Cozumal, Mexico.

                                                                  At the dock in Belize.

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All finished for today. Have a wonderful Wednesday but remember, friends are important.

                                                                           SEE YA.


12 comments:

  1. Well, it is raining and not so beautiful here in nawth jawjah. At least this will wash away a bit of pollen. Have a great day.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  2. Sorry that it's raining today but at least the flowers will be able to have a drink.
    See ya.

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  3. "I know why they call it ICU."---love that!

    There is a place around here where someone has a couple of acres of yard that is so full of dandelions that the lawn looks solid yellow. It makes people stop and look because it's so beautiful on one hand, but on the another I'd really hate to be one of his neighbors!

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    1. I hate dandelions except my grandfather & I use to pick them when he made dandelion wine. Yuck. See ya.

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  4. It's going to be hot here today. Our weather gets hot pretty quickly and stays that way well into September and sometimes into October. More good weather here than bad.

    Loved all the jokes Paul. Always too. Especially loved the Disneyland one.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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    1. Sandee, I can't wait until it gets warmer. I love warm weather. See ya.

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  5. it is becoming greener here in my place too. The tulips started to bloom.
    I love the fun part and the inspiration part in your post much.
    Nice seeing your pictures too:)

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    1. Thanks Joy. Our tulips haven't risen up yet but they should be coming up soon. See ya.

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  6. Glad you're on the mend. Give your ankle time and NSAIDs (non-steroidal anti inflammatory drugs).

    It's 80 degrees here and a riot of green punctuated by flowers of all kinds and colors.

    The pregnancy quote reminded me of when our oldest daughter found out she was going to have a little sister or a little brother, she would ask every day, "Will it be today, mommy?"... I guess that's the pregnancy equivalent of, "Are we there yet?" They're both grown up now, but those were wonderful times.

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  7. Another great post, Paul. Thank you so much for the inspiration and the laughs...and the "Now I know why they call it ICU" gave me the biggest laugh! :)

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  8. gtatefull post
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