Sunday, March 22, 2015

Wonderful Sunday

Good Sunday morning friends. It's a beautiful sunny day here in Amherstburg though a little cold right now. Last night was a nice night with our friends Al & Meilin and after pool Meilin asked us if we would like to go to dinner at her favourite Chinese eatery and it just so happens that the day she asked us to go is Mary Lou's birthday. We accepted their invitation and I said after the dinner they could come and spend some time at our place. I will be making a Mary Lou's birthday cake and when we come back here, we can enjoy her birthday cake. AmyLynn asked me if I'm going to get her mom a gift? I said yes and told here that Mary Lou always goes and gets her own gift and I pay for it. In the past I would go & get her gift but it seemed that whatever I bought her, she would go back and exchange it for something she wanted so now, She just goes and gets what she wants. It's been working well for over 40 years. ha,ha,ha.

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Sunday's Funnies

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!



A Small Gift
After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. "That is a bit much," said Clarence.
So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Clarence groused.
Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.

His Wife
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." 

  
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 This is no joke. Life without a wife is no enjoyment and love. For all the wives out there, we men know what we have. 
 
To My Wonderful Wife
How do I begin to tell you how lucky I am
to have you in my life?
I'll start by saying what a gift you gave me
the day you became my wife.
 
You're my best friend in the good times
and my rock in times of sorrow.
You're the reason for sweet yesterdays
and my promise for tomorrow.
 
I never thought I could feel this loved
until you became my wife.
You made this year and every year
the best one of my life.

See ya.



3 comments:

  1. I stole one of your jokes and it will post next Thursday.

    What a lovely tribute to your wife. I hope she gets something wonderful for her birthday.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. I linked you again. ☺

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  2. Great stuff! Have a fun Silly Sunday!

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  3. LOL @ the jokes

    I agree with Sandee what a nice tribute to your wife, that is a perfect arrangement with her birthday saves a lot of bother don't it haha!

    Have a tanfabulous week & thanks for floating by :-)

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