Friday, May 22, 2015

Sunny, Sunny Friday


Goooooood Morning everyone. Sorry I was off yesterday but I'm back today. Mary Lou & I were out cutting grass, placing flowers and just setting up the outside. We just need to find some Perennial flowers to put on the side of the garage. Later today Al. Meilin , Mary Lou & myself are going for dinner at " Ducks on the Roof " and after we're going to Al's home.

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Friday's Funnies


A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart
and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.
When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.
The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks
quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took
five or six pills at once you might." 
 
 
 

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This
does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror,
looking at herself, asking
him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the
mirror, now complaining
that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you
want your breasts to
grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow gradually larger over a period of some years," he
replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts
everyday will make my breasts grow?" she asks.
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?" 
 
 
 
 
 
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Friday's Poetry


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Past Cruise Photos

   The Breeze has an outdoor pool table. The only problem is that as the ship moves you could have all the balls go into the same hole and with one shot you could win the game. Stupid isn't it?

                                                                See, I do get some exercise !

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After that exercise, I'm going to have to rest a little. Have a warm sunny Friday friends and..........


                                                                           SEE YA.



7 comments:

  1. That dog whi got Viagra made me laugh!
    I liked your Friday's poetry. Maybe I can relate sonetimes. Ha ha

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  2. I laughed at the dog!

    Big hugs from chilly nawth jawjah, honey...

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  3. The poor dog! The best joke of the day, by far.

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  4. Well I am totally useless at anything to do with gardening LOL

    I liked your photos heheh! and the jokes LMAO @ the 2 Viagra ones :-)

    Have an erecttastic weekend :-)

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  5. The dog on Viagra had me laughing hysterically, Paul. Great post as always, thanks so much for sharing. :)

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  6. Please take a picture of all the flowers and everything you do for summer. Please.

    Loved the dog too. And the joke about the toilet paper? He's in big trouble.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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  7. I never knew there was a pool table on the ship? There is something on the ship I don't know about? What???

    smiles, bee
    xxoxo

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