Sunday, March 1, 2015

Snowing Sunday

I placed this photo this morning because since it's snowing at the moment, I know a photo that would make me feel good and that is a cruise ship that I already went on. The Breeze always makes me feel good just knowing that it took me away from the cold & snow. 
I wonder, is there anything that makes you feel better when you are feeling down? 

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Sunday's Funnies


Clinton is vacationing

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."

She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States." 


 
A plane was taking off from Kennedy airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, now sit back and relax.
- OH MY GOD!" Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


On a Cruise Ship:

Top 10 dumb questions not to ask:
  • Do these steps go up or down?
  • What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?
  • Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?
  • Does the crew sleep on the ship?
  • Is this island completely surrounded by water?
  • Does the ship make its own electricity?
  • Is it salt water in the toilets?
  • What elevation are we at?
  • There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked..."If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?"
  • What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

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Past Cruise Photos

  This where we began our cruise on the Carnival Breeze, the Port of Miami and this is the last thing we saw before we entered the ocean, Miami Beach.

 Mary Lou & I just arrived at the port of Nassau

That's our ship in the background and I'm taking this photo going up to the highest mountain in St. Thomas.

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Well I'm done for the day. I have to go out and help my wife shovel some snow. SNOW! Ah how I wish I could just snap my fingers and ................................................................................................
 See Ya.

1 comment:

  1. I stole another one of your jokes. It will post next Sunday. The 10 dumb questions. Loved them.

    I see you're wanting to be where it's warm. Yes indeed. Here is it March 1 and it's snowing. Just keep thinking about May when the bumblebee comes out of the garage.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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