A Totally Wet Rainy Saturday

I'm sorry that I wasn't there yesterday. I went and played 18 holes of golf and I did wonders. Pointe West has five par 3's and I had three bogeys and two pars for the first time out. I was hitting the ball very well and my putting, well all I can say was that it hot. I can't wait until my next time out.
Unfortunately or others might say fortunately, it rained all night long and is still raining at this moment. The weatherman has stated that it will rain throughout the day and until  Sunday morning. Squish, squish. Tonight Al & Meilin are coming over tonight. I haven't played since Monday when I fell at Al's and hit my head on his floor. I must have a very hard head. I guess I didn't loose any of my marbles. What did I just say?

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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"  

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.
Says Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob says to the pharmacist: 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'  

The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said. "That was when mommy came to work for us?"  

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Past Cruise Photos

 

   As you lay there in the sun near the pool on the Lido deck, you suddenly aware of you on the screen. That's not me. I tried to make sure that I was behind the camera.

     Gee, they forgot me when the left to go to the Piano Bar. I wanted to sing & dance the night away. Oh well, I'll just go to sleep I guess.

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Well I done for the day and it's still raining. I guess I'm jusr going to have to enjoy the day by watching golf. 
Have a  great sunny day friends.

 

SEE YA.

 

 

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?, Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on."

The Wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called - See more at: http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2011/07/funny-marriage-jokes.html#sthash.hJoq7KR5.dpuf