Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Unusual Wednesday

Gooooooood morning everyone. Yesterday I did something that I should have done much earlier and that was washing my Bumble Bee. It was so dirty and I told myself that if I ever got a Camero, I would never let get so dirty and I let myself down and my Bumble Bee. No more,never ever again. This morning Bumble Bee looks gorgeous. It's amazing how we let ourselves down so quickly. Have you ever allowed yourself down for some unknown reason? Let me know about it.



A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The priest asks, 'What did you do?'
The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'
The priest says, 'How many times?'
And the woman replies, 'Three.'
Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'
'What did you do?'
‘I committed adultery.'
'How many times?'
'Three times.'
The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.'
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'
The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'
The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'
The woman replies, 'Once.'
The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.'


Humorous Tale Of Rabbi On The Run
Rabbi Bloom is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very short and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, Rabbi Bloom moves closer to the boy's position and calls out to him, "Would you like some assistance?"
The little boy responds "NO!"
Rabbi Bloom continues to watch as he crosses the street and walks up behind the little fellow. He places his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child's level, Rabbi Bloom smiles benevolently and asks, "Is there anything else I can help you with, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Yes, run like hell!"
 Conversation with the Rabbi
Rabbi Bloom asked young Paul what his favourite bible story was.
"I guess the one about Noah and the ark, where they floated around on the water for 40 days and 40 nights" replied Paul.
"That was a good story," said Rabbi Bloom, "and, with all that water, I bet they had a good time fishing, don't you think?"
Paul thought for a moment then replied, "I don't think so...they only had two worms."


Past Cruise Photos
                      The Blackjack Table on the Carnival Miracle when in port.   
          A day on the Carnival Miracle when the waves were not so smooth, really rough.
Well I started my blog this morning, it was sunny but after about 30 minutes later there is no more sun and the day once again looks gray. Oh well, I'll do something in the house. Have a wonderful Wednesday my good friends.
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  1. I'm glad you got your Camero all clean. Good for you.

    I loved all the jokes and the confessional I stole. It will post next Tuesday. I gave you credit as always.

    Have a fabulous Wednesday my friend. It's time for my morning coffee. ☺

  2. Haha. Great rabbi jokes. Kudos to you on your clean car. Mine needs a good bath!

    Big hugs, honey...

  3. "I said rabbit, not rabbi" made me laugh hysterically, Paul! I love the cat's expression. :)

  4. Congratulations on your clean car heheh!

    Love the jokes as usual had a good giggle

    I do like a good seaview fab photos Paul

    Have a buzztastic day even if it is a day late LOL


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