Gooooooood morning everyone. Yesterday I did something that I should have done much earlier and that was washing my Bumble Bee. It was so dirty and I told myself that if I ever got a Camero, I would never let get so dirty and I let myself down and my Bumble Bee. No more,never ever again. This morning Bumble Bee looks gorgeous. It's amazing how we let ourselves down so quickly. Have you ever allowed yourself down for some unknown reason? Let me know about it.
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priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the
street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The priest asks, 'What did you do?'
The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'
The priest says, 'How many times?'
And the woman replies, 'Three.'
Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'
'What did you do?'
‘I committed adultery.'
'How many times?'
'Three times.'
The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.'
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'
The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'
The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'
The woman replies, 'Once.'
The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.'
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The priest asks, 'What did you do?'
The woman says, 'I committed adultery.'
The priest says, 'How many times?'
And the woman replies, 'Three.'
Priest: 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.'
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, 'Father forgive me for I have sinned.'
'What did you do?'
‘I committed adultery.'
'How many times?'
'Three times.'
The priest says, 'Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more.'
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says, 'Father, forgive me for I have sinned.'
The rabbi says, 'What did you do?'
The woman replies, 'I committed adultery.'
The rabbi, getting it off pat, says, 'How many times?'
The woman replies, 'Once.'
The rabbi said, 'Go and do it two more times, We have a special this week, three for $5.'
I'm glad you got your Camero all clean. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteI loved all the jokes and the confessional I stole. It will post next Tuesday. I gave you credit as always.
Have a fabulous Wednesday my friend. It's time for my morning coffee. ☺
Haha. Great rabbi jokes. Kudos to you on your clean car. Mine needs a good bath!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
"I said rabbit, not rabbi" made me laugh hysterically, Paul! I love the cat's expression. :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your clean car heheh!
ReplyDeleteLove the jokes as usual had a good giggle
I do like a good seaview fab photos Paul
Have a buzztastic day even if it is a day late LOL