Friday, June 5, 2015

Wonderful Warm Friday

Gooooooooood Morning everyone. Looking outside my window it is beautiful. Birds are chirping, squirrels running around the lawn people having their everyday walks. I love the summer. Yesterday Dan called that he wasn't able to go for lunch so today we are going but just for coffee. I'm going out for dinner so I don't want to double up my food intake. I'm losing weight again and I want to came it that way.



    In the past I've dealt with many different people in doing the jokes. Since I'm Italian, I've decided to do the jokes with ITALIANS. 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."


Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luigi's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luigi took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophia ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luigi's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophia", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luigi took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophia ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luigi took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luigi's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luigi took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophia saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luigi's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"



Past Cruise Photos

                                                        Beautiful sunset taken from my balcony.

        This is at the top of the mountain in St. Thomas. If you look, you can see my ship, the Carnival Valor.


                        Well I'm ready to go have my coffee with Dan. Have a great day my friends. 

                                                                               SEE YA.



  1. Good for you on losing some weight. That rocks.

    Loved all the jokes, especially that first one.

    I love St. Thomas. I could spend a month or so there and just relax.

    Have a terrific day my friend. ☺

  2. Well done for losing some weight I know it isn't easy :-(
    Good news today it's warm and sunny here but very humid "wipes brow"

    I larfed at the jokes and loved the Italian Mode sketch haha!

    Nice photos Paul St Thomas looks beautiful, the hospital I was born in in London is called St Thomas's ...howzabout that then LOL

    Have a meatballtastic weekend and carry on losing weight :-)

  3. Paul, your photos are gorgeous! I laughed about the Italian jokes, because I know many Italians. :)

  4. I would love to wake up in the morning hearing the chirping of birds. Funny Italian jokes! Great photos too!

  5. Great Italian jokes! Another misty morning in Mayberry.

    Big hugs, honey...


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