Thursday, June 18, 2015

Oh Well, Aother Wet Day Thursday

Horseback Riding Day I guess. This is the day where AmyLynn rides her horse and later in the day, Emily has asked us to watch her  & her horse jumping. This is her final day and she would like to have her grandparents there to watch. Of course we'll be there. 
Later Al & Meilin are coming to visit. I bought a mango. Meilin got me into mangos. They taste so sweet and they always had a mango for us to eat so decided to get one myself. 
I just received a phone call from Dan and we're going out for lunch. What a full day for me. I'm a lucky guy.




Vaseline Survey

A man doing market research for Vaseline contacted a young mother of three and asked  ' Have you ever used our product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little surprised; 'Usually people lie say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob to keep the kids out.'
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. 

                                                                                OH MY!
I changed things today a little bit. I hope you don't mind. Guess what's happening outside at the moment? I'll let you decide the answer.



                                                 The OCEAN PLAZA on the Carnival Breeze.

                                                       The Long Pier at Cozumal, Mexico.
If you noticed, I changed a few things a little bit. I just wanted a change. I hope it didn't bother you. Oh by the way. Guess what it's doing outside right now? I'll let you think about it for awhile. It shouldn't be difficult. Ha,ha,ha. 
Have a great Thursday everyone. See ya for now.


  1. I'm guessing it's been raining again. We'll take whatever rain you don't want. Gladly. We are so dry here.

    Loved all the jokes as always.

    Looks like you have a full day today. Good for you. Enjoy.

    Have a fabulous fun day my friend. ☺

  2. Oh! dear wet again :-(
    I hope you have a great day sounds like you will

    Loved the jokes LOL @ the small husband :-)

    That last photo is nice and scenic :-)

    Have a mangotastic day Paul :-)

  3. I love the inspiration and laughter, Paul, and your last photo is stunning!

  4. Love, love mangoes! Now I want one, and there are none in my house. Bugger.

    Cute jokes.

    Big hugs, honey...


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