Thursday, June 4, 2015

Warm,Sunny Thursday

Good morning friends. It's a beautiful morning and I can't wait to get outside. Today is lunch Thursday with Dan after I get home I decide on what to cook for dinner. Yesterday AmyLynn made dinner and she made " Tuna fish Cassarole with a side dish of green beans ' They were delicious. Well done daughter. Tomorrow night Al & Meilin are taking us out for dinner but before that tonight they visit us and Al & I lay some pool.



A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath he asked: "Please, may I hide under your skirt I'll explain later."

The nun accepted his request.

A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked: "Sister have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied: "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. I hope you will understand, "I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said: "I understand completely".

The soldier added: "I hope I am not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied: "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ballsI don't want to go to Iraq either."
Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, pretty, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation she noticed his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said,' Mr. Smith, do you know your barracks door is open?'

He didn't immediately understand her remark but later on he glanced down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new secretary. He called her in and asked,' By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did notice the soldier standing at attention?'

' Why, no Mr. Smith,' she replied sweetly,' all I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags.'

An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic syphilis, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," said the Major.

He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic piles, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic gum disease, Sir"

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"


Past Cruise Photos
             The next two photos are I took out of my balcony. The first of the Norwegian ship.
                                     This next one is of the Royal Caribbean ship.

It's amazing, I've completed my post in a very short time and now I can get outside. Have a wonderful & beautiful Thursday everyone.
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  1. Now that's some funny stuff! Yep, better be first in line to get that wire brush. Hahaha

    Big hugs, honey...

  2. Good to have someone who.can coon for you:) But going out for a dinner is fun too:)
    Nice quote and poetry;)

  3. Looks like you have a fabulous day planned. Good for you. Have fun.

    Loved all the jokes and especially the one about the brush. I get that.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  4. I like the ships photos! I am always amazed by big ships! The "best friend" picture and quotes is nice. Have a wonderful day!

  5. A nice day ahead for you with some pool thrown in
    Loved the jokes the nun one was hilarious heheh!
    Nice photos of the ship too

    Enjoy your evening Paul :-)

  6. The laughs are great, the inspiration is nice and your photos are the winner for me in this post, Paul! :)


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