Saturday, June 6, 2015

What A Beautiful Saturday

What a wonderful evening we had last night. As I said, Al & Meilin took us out for dinner at our favourite restaurant, " Riccardo's ". After dinner we went back to their home and of course Al & I played some pool. Later we had some dessert & tea and back home we went. Today, AmyLynn goes to work at Tim Horton's  as far as me, nothing today except watching golf & making our dinner.



An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''

English Humor

A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paintwork. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the hood and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?"
"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, okay. How many times a week do I have to do that?"

Father Reynold was having a conversation with a group of kids about how good behavior could help them go to Heaven. When he had finished, he asked them, "Where does everyone here want to go?"

Little Tina remarked, "Heaven!"

Father Reynold asked, "And what should you be to be able to get there?"

Little Harry replied, "Dead!"

                                                           Go away kid, I'm busy!



Past Cruise Photos

                             This is your new bartender. Anyone want a drink?

                                  Four gigantic ships at the pier in St. Maarten


That's it for me today. I hope that you all have a wonderful and beautiful Saturday. I end this with a cute quote & picture. Anyone with dogs or like dogs will enjoy it.

                                                                         SEE YA.


  1. I hope you have a beautiful Saturday. That English driver is a smart one! We are human "beans" cute. And yes I love dogs and the photo is so sweet!

  2. How many times a week do I have to do that?" Bwahahahahahaha. Blondes are so adorable aren't they.

    I'm glad you had a wonderful dinner out with your friends. That rocks.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  3. Well I am sure you will enjoy the golf I am sitting here just waiting for The Derby to start :-)

    LOL @ the Englishmen the dirty scoundrel heheh! and had to laugh at "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor" haha!

    Yep those ships are blinkin huge

    Well barman I will have a cold pint of lager please ...ta :-)

    Have a tanfastic Saturday Paul :-)

  4. Blondes are sooo much fun, right?! Thanks for the smiles.

    Big hugs, honey...

  5. The "bed in breakfast" is a scream! Thanks for sharing, Paul! :)


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