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What are the pictures?
When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"
The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service".
Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?"
A little girl wants to go
"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
I Don't Want To Go To Church!
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!""Why not?" asked his mother.
"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."
His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"
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Past Cruise Photos
Entering the pier to Tortola.
The Miraflores Locks, Panama Canal, the last lock before entering the Pacific Ocean.
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This coming week I'm hoping to arrange our flights to Miami, Florida for our cruise. It's been difficult this time because the Delta as well all the rest companies, haven't opened their seats. The prices are so high and I hope that maybe this week they've come done. I hope.
Have a beautiful Sunday everyone and keep safe.
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Oh my gosh, that joke about the pastor not wanting to go to church is funny.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're able to get the cruise booked.
Hahaha...good jokes today!
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday. Big hugs, honey...
LOL @ the jokes that wig one tickled me (excuse the pun)
ReplyDeleteHope you managed to sell everything, I like the photos I used to love going through Locks when I was a kid they fascinated me :-)
Have a raintastic day Paul :-)
Paul, the camel wash made me laugh the hardest today! LOL! And the garage sales sounds like fun. I love thrift stores, garage sales and the like. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you had the garage sale on the right day. That's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes and linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
We're back in our slip at Willow Berm and are enjoying the cooler weather.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
I too like the joke about the pastor not wanting to go to church. The camel wash reminds me about car wash fund raising event! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Good stuff! Sometimes i think there are a lot of pastors who at least once in a while feel that way. It's still funny.
ReplyDeleteHappy Cruisin'!